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“Summer in Vegas feels like a burn-off…”

Summer in Vegas feels like a burn-off A sucker’s bet bake-off A fucker’s fake take-off It is the sleeper’s disease angle And the heretic’s new-fangled stakeout I ate three pounds of meat tonight I am magnificent I am deficient in the stag stay around sent along Temporary hold You stayed bold? You stayed vital? And [...]

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Dinner Of The Dead

Dinner Of The Dead There it is. A short story I wrote after an especially harrowing night out with good steaks and a good friend. Read about the slightly-fictionalized account of the undead. Hope you enjoy the story. Check under your bed before going to sleep tonight! (insert evil laughter)

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