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“To the guy with the haircut where it’s short & spiked on top with buzzcut sides…”

To the guy with the haircut where it’s short & spiked on top with buzzcut sides: You remind me of the guy on Craiglist pictured selling his ’69 Camaro with flames down the side. You remind me of the guy in the club who offers to buy a foxy lady a Kamikaze but splits it [...]

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“Beware a woman wearing jeans with a dead flower on her pocket…”

Beware a woman wearing jeans with a dead flower on her pocket She schemes in black & white but wants colored things Wears a sailor’s traditional hat on weekends but never roughed the sea It is for these reasons she smells mostly like Whole Foods Speaks French as a second language & signs her name [...]

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