Hey man with the cool pony tail,
she TXT’ed you!
Has your phone number on speed dial
right next to gems #1 & #2
bedazzled razzmatazz
& there’s nothing evil in checking ID’s.
She said she was very sorry while
stroking the greasy tail
like a snake charmer
without the incantation.
She sees seashells by the unsure.
You bought her those stilettos
& that Hello Kitty belly button ring.
I’m at your mercy.
Please don’t try to fuck her.
She will filet you.
She will slice & dice you.
She will leave you feeling like an unfit shoe
as she rubs apple jelly on your serpent.
© Adam Bresson
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